I swear this is my last negative post for awhile…

How pathetic. 

Apparently, a friend of mine is very displeased because I didn’t give him a gift for our Secret Santa thing. Earth to you mofo I had finals that week, and unlike everyone else, sorry, I’m a struggling uni freshman who currently doesn’t have a job. It’s not like I wasn’t going to give him anything. In fact, I bought him something already last week. 

And that time I was supposed to go with him to buy the gift, well something terrible happened to me that day and it’s legit. Last I heard he gave someone a gift one year late. 

Dear friend, 

Thanks for tagging me on Facebook. Shiet, you’re so hipster like that eh? Even saying..”clearly some people can’t get their act together HERE ~ they must vent elsewhere”.

EXCUSE ME. I’m not the one who posts pictures of their friends’ shoes on Tumblr just because they’re anti-Uggs boots. Are you suggesting we vent on Facebook all the time? How clever of you, really. 

I’d like to give you a round of applause for the maturity you have exhibited last night. You are truly the epitome of classy arguments. I admit to having a lot of attitude problems that I’m truly ashamed of, but my god, you’re like ten times worse than me. 

And wow, really.. not caring about me was enough. Tagging me on Facebook for everyone to see however is another story. BRUTHA, YOU CROSSED THE LINE. 

The word “parasite” was not even to attack anyone. The fact that you singled yourself out means you are fully aware of your own identity. 

Adios. Happy New Year. Have a good life.

P.S.

I don’t want to be your enemy, I just don’t want to be your friend.